I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
How naked do you want me to be?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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