I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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