What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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