shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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