I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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