just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Enjoy the penises
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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