I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Why is your signature on my underwear?
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asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
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Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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