brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
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Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
This is the high leading the old right now
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So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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