walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
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I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
You pole danced in your parka.
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I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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