We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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