the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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