I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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