Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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