Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
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bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
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I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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