At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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