If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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