Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Fuck appropriateness.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
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I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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