If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
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Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
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I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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