Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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