I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
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Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
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Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
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TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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