Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
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Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
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I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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