i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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