Don't you send me to vm
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
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Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
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I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
All I want is dick and wine.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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