I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
