theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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