Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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