Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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