my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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