the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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