Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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