I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
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Someone shattered a urinal.
Houston, we have a squirter
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
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Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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