all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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