I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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