I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
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