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As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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