Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
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I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
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he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
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Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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