Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
So. Much. Porn.
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