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• (917): View more from New York City

  My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?

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• (972): View more from Texas

  it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time

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• (585): View more from New York

  there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk

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• (418): View more from Quebec

  Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.

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  C smoking isn't all bad

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  who dressed up as a cop at your party???

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  idk I have to check. Why?

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  he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.

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• (909): View more from California

  I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."

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