Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
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you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
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she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.