I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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