okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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