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(714): View more from California

OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign

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(714): OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign http://tfl.nu/7urn

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?

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(617): have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex? http://tfl.nu/34zp

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(516): View more from New York

Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.

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(516): Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke. http://tfl.nu/6p0l

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(754): View more from Florida

you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse

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(754): you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse http://tfl.nu/okem

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(270): View more from Kentucky

Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?

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(270): Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off? http://tfl.nu/sbu9

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(317): View more from Indiana

My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low

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(317): My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low http://tfl.nu/zc60

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(734): View more from Michigan

They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.

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(734): They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you. http://tfl.nu/tuzf

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(219): View more from Indiana

my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear

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(219): my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear http://tfl.nu/60vm

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(917): View more from New York City

"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro

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(917): "it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro http://tfl.nu/gyn9

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(865): View more from Tennessee

If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.

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(865): If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch. http://tfl.nu/4ij5

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college

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Aren't you gay?

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IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME

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(215): I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college (267): Aren't you gay? (215): IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME http://tfl.nu/3fr7

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(810): View more from Michigan

you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.

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(810): you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam. http://tfl.nu/qr51

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(760): View more from California

I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?

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(760): I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right? http://tfl.nu/usy0

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(207): View more from Maine

Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.

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(207): Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg. http://tfl.nu/550i

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory

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(414): And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory http://tfl.nu/q3uf

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