I cockslap morals
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
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OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
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If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.