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(651): View more from Minnesota

Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink

(952): View more from Minnesota

That text needs to switch to water.

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(651): Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink (952): That text needs to switch to water. http://tfl.nu/83yo

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(805): View more from California

NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??

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He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.

(814): View more from Pennsylvania

You should probably go find him.

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(805): NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be?? (805): He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is. (814): You should probably go find him. http://tfl.nu/673m

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(217): View more from Illinois

You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk

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(217): You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk http://tfl.nu/jf67

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(707): View more from California

get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.

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(707): get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night. http://tfl.nu/ebwt

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(248): View more from Michigan

either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.

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(248): either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her. http://tfl.nu/6guc

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.

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(612): I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name. http://tfl.nu/i0ig

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(410): View more from Maryland

Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.

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(410): Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips. http://tfl.nu/4phy

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(228): View more from Mississippi

Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!

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(228): Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?! http://tfl.nu/8no9

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(314): View more from Missouri

I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.

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(314): I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that. http://tfl.nu/dkkg

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(210): View more from Texas

Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.

(682): View more from Texas

Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.

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(210): Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that. (682): Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude. http://tfl.nu/g9al

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.

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(402): Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop. http://tfl.nu/dwia

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(770): View more from Georgia

Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?

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(770): Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been? http://tfl.nu/1qg4

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.

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(978): I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher. http://tfl.nu/db58

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too

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(603): Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too http://tfl.nu/vabn

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now

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(973): I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now http://tfl.nu/flf4

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