My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
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You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
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When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."