At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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