i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
someone owes me an orgasm
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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