By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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