Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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