Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
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thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
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I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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