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You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
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Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
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Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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