I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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