i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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