he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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