man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
You did what with his pubic hair?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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