Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
