He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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