She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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