5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
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The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
When did angry sex become our thing?
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
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Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
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