sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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