he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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